indian questions

Saw some interesting questions from some Indian students recently... The way they write it is quite interesting in itself- take at look at the phrasing for this:

"i have scored 65% in physics, chemistry and mathematics in 12th board, 150 in the mht-cet exam and 50 in AIEEE.so please provide me the information of top 35 engineering colleges of mumbai with complete information about total fees per semister for an open category candidate accordingly."

lol...

and some more for your viewing pleasure

"my 10th % is 85.4% and 12th% (assam board) is 61%, now m studying at Assam Engineering College ... my branch is Chemical Engg. till 4th semester my average % is 60% , i was the state topper in mathematics(100%) in 10th board exam but now i have not been able to score marks in mathematics, moreover i have lost my determination n self confidence as my all BE semester exams are not upto my expectation...will i be able to be a good engineer like that? will i be selected at the campus interview at such %? what should i do to regain my earlier % of marks ,? most importantly is there any job prospect for me after completing my BE? WHAT IS THE SCOPE FOR ME AS AN CHEMICAL ENGG? what should i go for after my BE... M.TECH OR MBA? Is m a good student with such academic bkground till now to get a job as an chemical engg? what is the scope of an chemical engg in India and particularly at Assam ? kindly provide me answers to my qstns.. "

"sir,i had asked you a question earlier but you didn't replied me.My question was " i am an aeronautical engineering student in india completed my first year and i want to continue that in uk.can i do so?if yes than what universities are there for me".My first year engineering and my 12th(physics,chemistry and mathematics)are 55.75 and 82.67 respectively.If you think that my first year engineering percentage is not sufficient than i am ready to start the course from the begining."

"I have studied 10+2 in India, under the Central Board Of Secondary Education with Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Mathematics and English. Am I eligible for Sitting in the BMAT, United Kingdom? What is the registration fee for the test? Are there any Test Centres in India ( or around)?"

"i want to go in for the pschology (hons)/applied psychology, i scored 72.5 percentage in my best four subject viz, physics, chemistry ,biology and english, is there any chance that i can get admission in the first cut off ( i am ST student from manipur) and i passed my 12th examination in the year 2007."

"i have got 71% in 12th board exam and can got only 50 marks in AIEEE exam. can i get a good college like ITM in GURGAON or YMCA IN FARIDABAD. and can u pls tell me tht how is councelling done."

"i've passed my 12th this year from delhi...!! i had given entrance exams for engineering....!! i have qualified for aieee counselling with 38,000 rank...and ip(CET) with 6600 rank...!! i wanted to get into dce(delhi coll of engineering) atleast ..if not iit...!! but hav got 2100 rank in dce (cee)...so i don't think i'll be able to make it to counselling there.....!! with this rank in aieee exam ...i don't think i'll be able to make it to any of the NITs....!! but i heard a news on 24-6-2008 that there will be no state quota during admissions in NITs this time...!! is that true .?? i also have an option of dropping this year...and then appearing for entrances next year...!! but my parents and many of my friends are against it.....!! but some of my friends have decided to drop this year...!! and i myself think that it's not a big deal..!! as chances of getting admission after preparing for 1 entire year will be quite high......!! also i hadn't filled up separate forms for jaypee and thapar university ...thinking that they take direct admissions considering aieee rank......!! i had prepared for the entrances in 12th only for one year....and may be coudn't preapare so well may be due to boards pressure......!! pls guide me as in which good coll can i possibly get under aieee with this rank.....!! and should i possibly go for dropping..?"


aieee!!

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Please tell me if I should write more IB stuff; I'm contemplating it to help the current IB'ers